The Everton manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over.

Two weeks later Everton are 2-0 down to Newcastle with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 2 - 0 down but I scored 3, they call it a hat-trick, and we won.

Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me.'

'Just wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day … Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle. Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time!!'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'

Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum.

'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

love it ......

Great joke" esp when he signed for Everton , then won it for liverpool

Great joke" esp when he signed for Everton , then won it for liverpool

everton is in Liverpool

everton is in Liverpool

Yeah, but similarly ManC and ManU are both Manchester, but woe betide anyone mixing them up!!

Yeah, but similarly ManC and ManU are both Manchester, but woe betide anyone mixing them up!!

you'll find Man U's old trafford is in Trafford, not manchester.

Ethiad stadium is in Manchester

Blah blah blah Football blah blah....

I only know where Reading football ground is because we have to avoid the area on match day!!

Yeah, but similarly ManC and ManU are both Manchester, but woe betide anyone mixing them up!!

== Admit it drewps you fked up,, . Ask tommo if Everton will be Pool

This is the YAMAHA OWNERS CLUB... our Mods do NOT fuck up...

They may be just plain *wrong* at times and in all senses of that word, but they never, ever fuck up!!

we bend time and space to fit the yamaverse we live in

we bend time and space to fit the yamaverse we live in

So you're telling us, in a cunningly disguised roundabout way, that you're all.... benders....?

totally unbelievable rubbish who ever heard of the blue shite coming from 2-0 down to win 3-2