Canadian temp conversion

[dt502001]

Just got this and thought it was funny.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

[Noise]

Its a bit like the Brits and our weather.

10 C (average day) Brits Moan its cloudy and dull

12 C Brits Moan its now raining

15C Brits moan its now getting Muggy

20 C Brits moan its getting too hot

25C Brits are getting mad as its too fucking hot

21 C Brits moan its cooling down

15C Brits really moan as the Weather is on the change

10C Brits Moan its now getting cooler

8 C extreme risk of ice, Brits deploy Road Gritters

5 C Brits moan they have to put heating on and the price of Gas and electric is on the up

4 C Brits get pissed off with road gritters

-3 C Brits moan they run out of Grit

-5 C Brits Shut down UK and moan that the rest of the world are still going.

[Cynic]

Dull fact but more people die of cold/exposure in the uk than anywhere else in the world.