October 10, 201311 yr Put it in the back of a transit van. Tie a rope round the bars and tie the other end to the rear of an Intercity 125 train. Remove the 100cc engine and replace with a large Hamster in a wheel. Get one of your mates with a bigger bike to push you.
October 10, 201311 yr Find a steep hill fill your pocket with lots of heavy things wear a ruck sack with more heavy things ask a BIG girl to ride pillion shove a rocket up her arse and tie yourself to a Ferrari (Forgot this "LIGHT ROCKET") then push off and pray. Or buy a bigger bike! but keep the BIG girl she sounds like fun!!!!!
October 16, 201311 yr Don't think he's coming back Campaman, we may have stretched his sense of humour a bit taught? Oh well if you take offence when people are having a laugh you should not be here. I wonder if he got it to go FASTER? Lot's of hints and tips on here about how to make your 100cc bike go fast, seem to remember one where the bloke thought that his bike would do 100MPH or was that 100KPH?
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