Moderator YamaHead Posted January 7, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2006 A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,! he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 hahaha that sounds like eddyirish to me. an escaped convict whos a spermguzzeler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted January 10, 2006 Moderator Share Posted January 10, 2006 pmsl...v funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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