Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird

section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up

dere,"

says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the

birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top

of the Connor Pass.

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says,

"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag,

puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing

himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and

says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"

THERE'S MORE

The next minute, Seamus pulls up in his truck at Connor Pass. He's

been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying

another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag

and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way

down,Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to

plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone

in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says,

" And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

IT IS NOT OVER YET:

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean O

Grady appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper

bag out of which he pulls a chicken.

Sean O Grady then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and

down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry

with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting,

now Sean O Grady and his fook'n hengliding!"

hahahahaha thats good.

that so bad it put a smile on my face