Posted March 24, 201312 yr Me and the missus went to Swindon today, when we got back about 15:00 we stood side by side in our small kitchen doing something and she dropped a silent but violent, effing ell, I had do do an emergency exit and she just stood there as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Later I had to e.mail her sister and when I said that I put as a PS that she tried to kill me in the kitchen she went ballistic!! At least when I do it she gets an audible warning.
March 24, 201312 yr That is what I call a trouser yawn, air is passed but no sound is made... Mine is more like a trouser cough lol!!! Good on her I say, she has prob had to put up with your raspers for a long time now lol Ken
March 24, 201312 yr Author When I do one I try to convince her it's only a love puff, but she somehow doesn't believe me.
March 25, 201312 yr LMFAO tent her next time....you know ...wait ..you know it's comming...wait.......sheets up over her head and let it rip She will love you even more sweetie good night
March 25, 201312 yr A little tricky to get the hang of but fart in a condom and twist the end (but do not knot it) place carefully under her pillow and when she lays down she gets a nice KY jelly scented poo cloud. Also a lot more effective when others chip in with the filling of the jonny.
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