mozzy Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink ← You bastard! Plus, if you saw my ugly dip you'd know it wisnae a pretty boys drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted September 1, 2005 Author Share Posted September 1, 2005 You bastard! Plus, if you saw my ugly dip you'd know it wisnae a pretty boys drink. ← hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted September 2, 2005 Admin Share Posted September 2, 2005 Language Timothy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Language Timothy! ← bollox alexandra . how are you doing these days alex what are you driving at the moment mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted September 8, 2005 Admin Share Posted September 8, 2005 Driving a golf and riding my bird... think im going to have to get another bike sorted asap though as have just got a job in brighton and parking is well non existant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts ← That's one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you ← muppet. you're even more of a chav than him i bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy Posted September 11, 2005 Author Share Posted September 11, 2005 muppet. you're even more of a chav than him i bet ← i dont do chav i hate the fuckers. you cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 you cunt i can you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted September 15, 2005 Admin Share Posted September 15, 2005 Thought this may be up your street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tomg Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Thought this may be up your street hahaha "your fucking nicked sunshine" when do cops say that!!! but so true typical fuked nova as well. hate the things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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