mozzy Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink
Boozehound Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 fosters is like nats piss it tastes like hairspray. kronenbourg and stella are the best lagers fosters is a pretty boys drink ← You bastard! Plus, if you saw my ugly dip you'd know it wisnae a pretty boys drink.
mozzy Posted September 1, 2005 Author Posted September 1, 2005 You bastard! Plus, if you saw my ugly dip you'd know it wisnae a pretty boys drink. ← hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you
mozzy Posted September 2, 2005 Author Posted September 2, 2005 Language Timothy! ← bollox alexandra . how are you doing these days alex what are you driving at the moment mate
Admin Alex Posted September 8, 2005 Admin Posted September 8, 2005 Driving a golf and riding my bird... think im going to have to get another bike sorted asap though as have just got a job in brighton and parking is well non existant!
Boozehound Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts ← That's one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Superb.
liquidcooled Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 hahahaha i found your biting point hahahahhahaha. it goes like this a poncey looking geezer at the bar in flared and faded jeans and brown chavvy timberland shoes wearing a pink tee shirt and a bleached blonde mohecian style hair cut and the poncey twat pulls the sleeves up on his pooofy pink top to show his lack of muscle that looks good in his mirror but in reality is just as flat as my exes chest and a tattoo of some chinese writing on his arm and he pulls out a £20 note and says " i will have a wkd blue cause im gay and a pint of fosters for the missus" then also says i got a shiny renault clio with a fast engine these pink tee shirt wearing dicks really piss me off i just wanna beat the fucking lot of them fucking cunts not directed at anyone here mind you ← muppet. you're even more of a chav than him i bet
mozzy Posted September 11, 2005 Author Posted September 11, 2005 muppet. you're even more of a chav than him i bet ← i dont do chav i hate the fuckers. you cunt
Admin Alex Posted September 15, 2005 Admin Posted September 15, 2005 Thought this may be up your street
Guest Tomg Posted September 22, 2005 Posted September 22, 2005 Thought this may be up your street hahaha "your fucking nicked sunshine" when do cops say that!!! but so true typical fuked nova as well. hate the things!
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