Me and the missus, or as said properly, The Wife and I, went down to Weston-Super-Mud today.

We came out of a shop in the high street and was confronted by a young male big issue seller who very politely said big issue sir/madam? To which I looked him in the eye then carried on walking.

Then, all of a sudden he threw his whole pile of magazines down on the pavement, shouted "FUCK IT" and walked away.

I think he must have had a shit day and we were the last straw.

I just heard today that if you say C U Next Tuesday spells a naughty word! my bro saw a fight start when someone said it in a pub.

I'd reply: Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday?