Posted April 13, 201212 yr Moderator read the first review you come to http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK/b3ta-21
April 14, 201212 yr Had a bad experiance with that stuff myself at cosford last year, thought it would be a good idea to "give myself a trim" before going out on the piss in wolverhampton, so i slapped a load of it on and waited the 6 miinutes, but by the time i had got back some other bugger had jumped in the shower, so there i was standing in the middle of the hallway with steam rising off my bollocks wondering what to do next... i ended up sitting in the sink just to get some relief... also ended up with a knob looking like a roast chicken
April 16, 201212 yr Thats absolute class! almost as bad as putting deep heat on your inner thigh and you balls touching it!!! makes you yelp a wee bit i tell ya lol
April 16, 201212 yr did something similar to one of the lads at work, he had a bit of a reputation as being a loose canon, one of his favourite dirty tricks was flopping his knob out and sticking it in your ear if you fell asleep in the crewroom, one day he decided to flop it out and wave it around whilst i was on tool stores duty, nearest thing i had to hand was an "air duster" (can of compressed gas, when turned inverted it sprays freezing liquid and can give you frostbite) and gave him a swift squirt to the gonads... he was singing soprano for a while and i think he learnt his lesson... he also pissed in my pint at the christmas pissup last year, thats what i blamed on my rather extravagent technicolour yawn
April 17, 201212 yr Shitting in a johnny and swinging it around whilst people are trying to get ready for parade is another gooden! But its better to do it when you aint got the runs lol
April 17, 201212 yr now i would probably draw the line at playing with shit, but the military sense of humour is somewhat of an aquired taste.
April 20, 201212 yr Have you ever played "FRECKLES" ? now thats fucking sick! This is to determine who's getting the next round. You all sit a round a table with your drinks, put your chin on the table, one lad takes a shit on the table then slaps it making it go every where. who ever moves out the way buys the drinks lol. now i dont know whats worse........laying the shit, slapping the shit or even participating in this game lol
May 11, 201212 yr Have you ever played "FRECKLES" ? now thats fucking sick! This is to determine who's getting the next round. You all sit a round a table with your drinks, put your chin on the table, one lad takes a shit on the table then slaps it making it go every where. who ever moves out the way buys the drinks lol. now i dont know whats worse........laying the shit, slapping the shit or even participating in this game lol like me you must have been a frikin para haha
May 12, 201212 yr i always thought it was whoever had the least "freckles" buys the round... the most daring game we play in the bar is Nails
May 13, 201212 yr I think I would rather just foot the bill for a round than shit on the table or have someone else do it... and I especially wouldn't touch it! (ick) I have empathy for the pain of hair removal creams (that stuff burns when it's not on your nethers) but couldn't help from laughing my ass off! I'm all for pranks, but swinging your dick around is just asking for trouble! I'd say it served him right Foamy. Not that anyone asked for my opinion
May 13, 201212 yr did something similar to one of the lads at work, he had a bit of a reputation as being a loose canon, one of his favourite dirty tricks was flopping his knob out and sticking it in your ear if you fell asleep in the crewroom, one day he decided to flop it out and wave it around whilst i was on tool stores duty, nearest thing i had to hand was an "air duster" (can of compressed gas, when turned inverted it sprays freezing liquid and can give you frostbite) and gave him a swift squirt to the gonads... he was singing soprano for a while and i think he learnt his lesson... he also pissed in my pint at the christmas pissup last year, thats what i blamed on my rather extravagent technicolour yawn Just gotta be a Liney!
May 14, 201212 yr As it happens yes i am a Liney, pond life, pan trash e.t.c Me Too Line swine all the way!
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