up.yours Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 when im shagging the missus, i think of one her mates, sometimes i imagine a few of her mates,
mike1949 Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 when im shagging the missus, i think of one her mates, sometimes i imagine a few of her mates, Girl mates or boy mates? It could be worse. When one of your missus's mates is being shagged by her husband he could be thinking of your missus.
xv535 Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 Or it could be really bad....when one of your lady's friends is being shagged by her husband he could be thinking of you!!!
Noise Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 Hey i aint had any thing for 11 months!!!! so its starting to worry me that im starting to find im thinking of you all lol
up.yours Posted April 11, 2012 Author Posted April 11, 2012 so what are you saying? is it just me . i once thought i was shagging ann wozzername, and woke up sweating.
Noise Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 So your saying that you wouldn't shag Ann Robbinson if the opportunity came around???? THINK OF THE MONEY!!!!!
up.yours Posted April 11, 2012 Author Posted April 11, 2012 oh? yea i would shag that one, infact i once did,but the missus was under me at the time. it's the other ann im on about, the big wyd one.
Noise Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 O Ann Widecome (if thats how you spell it?)...........Um Na think id pass on that one! Now Sharon Ozbourne..............NOW YOUR TALKING!!!!!
wild foamy Posted April 11, 2012 Posted April 11, 2012 stop complaining, i have only got camels and stray cats to shag...
Moderator Cynic Posted April 11, 2012 Moderator Posted April 11, 2012 Just remember Steve, Ride the camels TO TOWN.
up.yours Posted April 12, 2012 Author Posted April 12, 2012 i was thinking of the wifes sister once? when i had done the wife said did you have to be so rough, i feckin hate her sister, the little bitch.
wild foamy Posted April 12, 2012 Posted April 12, 2012 called the ex 'Max' once whilst rattling her off the headboard (Max is her dogs name), needless to say the fun ended there, she gave me a playfull slap, and then another... then things got kind of out of hand, we went on a "break" and started seeing other people, she took my favourite pair of jeans, my A7X hoodie and most of my CD collection... f*cking bitch...
up.yours Posted April 12, 2012 Author Posted April 12, 2012 if your imagining shaging the dog , for fuck sake, keep it to yourself i once thought i was shagging kate beckinsale after i had watched underworld phroor
Noise Posted April 13, 2012 Posted April 13, 2012 O yes Kev now your talking! Kate beckinsale in them all in one leathers is just the biggest turn on ever! but have you seen her in Vanhelsing? she would get it all over the shop! But saying this i had a dream last night (i dont get sex so i can only dream about it now) in my dream i was shagging Marge Simpson..................And yes she is quite hot!
NEV Posted April 13, 2012 Posted April 13, 2012 But saying this i had a dream last night (i dont get sex so i can only dream about it now) in my dream i was shagging Marge Simpson..................And yes she is quite hot! Just out of curiosity Noise, but did the carpet match the curtains?
Noise Posted April 13, 2012 Posted April 13, 2012 O yes! Might try out Miss Crabapple tonight if im lucky. Or Ned Flanders missus, shes quite tasty too lol
wild foamy Posted April 13, 2012 Posted April 13, 2012 Noise, you have pretty much ruined my childhood in two posts... i hope you're happy
Noise Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 Come on Foamy you cant tell me you aint thought of shagging one of the Simpsons!? lol
wild foamy Posted April 16, 2012 Posted April 16, 2012 shagged a chinese/japanese bird once, doesnt that count as doing it with a yellow person?...
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