Mr. Cadbury

Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey.

It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he

was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at

a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a

Wine Gum.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the

hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he

thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked

in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury

turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her

Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.

Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree

wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she

let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He

was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of

Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars

Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he

decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her

Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a

Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a

Gob Stopper.

Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his

wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had

caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with

All Sorts.

very good

haha not bad that one. must have took someone a while thinking it all up