April 5, 200519 yr Hmm beer i no it sounds silly alex just go and buy a pack of 3 and shag a couple of tarts and see how you feel then it maybe that you cant stop thinking about your ex and want her back or you may think i quite like this single life and go that direction you just need to test yourself
April 5, 200519 yr Yeah im not interested in the ironing or cooking I left her that is the problem, not sure whether or not i should have No fear chief, it always feels like that when you do the deed. You'll feel much better the first Sunday morning you wake up with a wee naughty effort lying in your bed.
April 5, 200519 yr Author Admin Well i do know some dirty tarts! More than likely be sick when i woke up though
April 6, 200519 yr Go and have some fun, your a long time dead. Got rid of old man brought the bike and have not had so much fun in 30 years. Off to Cornwall tomorrow then up to Northamptonshire and the end of the month off to a rally on the I.O.W. I love bein single. Never had so many friends. You know what they say. Make hay while the sun shines.
April 6, 200519 yr Yammie Girl's back? Put the kettle on Girlie! And look on the bright side Alex...you're young, slim, and male, so you'll have no difficulty making friends in Brighton!
April 6, 200519 yr alex that is true " any hole is a goal". but if its got a bucket dont fuckit just get a blower or similar its no fun when you cant feel the sides..... alex my sister has just moved out near you i think the place she lives at is called lancing
April 6, 200519 yr Author Admin I love the saying mate! Your sisters jsut moved to Lancing, fek me i used to live there. Have you got any pics?
April 7, 200519 yr Yeah it is, but hes lacking in some departments he won't wear the uniform i bought him and im sure he keeps spitting at my yam
April 7, 200519 yr Yeah it is, but hes lacking in some departments So it is axl then? Whatever happened to him after that "floppy ear" incident?
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