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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to

jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you

doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an

opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you

give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever

had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the

world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

The authorities think she may have been pushed.

Ha, very good. Didn't expect that. :eusa_doh:

Hmmm I'm still thinking about this, I might be missing something here. :(

I think I might have got it now.

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