Alan Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 A Polish man married an English girl. Being in England for a year or so, although his english was far from perfect, they got along very well. Until one day he rushed into a solicitors office and asked him if he could arrang a quickie divorce. The solicitor said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following quesions: Solicitor - ''Have you any grounds?'' Pole - ''Ja Ja, an acre and a half and a nice little home with three bedrooms''. Solicitor - ''No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?'' Pole - ''It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.'' Solicitor - ''Does either of you have a real grudge?'' Pole - ''No,'' he replied, ''We have a two car carport and have never really needed one.'' Solicitor - ''I mean what are your relations like?'' Pole - ''All my relations are in Poland.'' Solicitor - ''Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'' Pole - ''Yes - we have a hi fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes!'' Solicitor - ''No, I mean does your wife beat you up?'' Pole - ''No I'm always up before her.'' Solicitor - ''Is your wife a nagger?'' Pole - ''No, she is white.'' Solicitor - ''Why do you want this divorce?'' Pole - ''She going to kill me!'' Solicitor - ''What makes you think that?'' Pole - ''I got proof.'' Solicitor - ''What kind of proof?'' Pole - ''She going to poison me. She buy a bottle from the chemist and left it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read and it says POLISH REMOVER!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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