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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the brunette. ''Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!''

The brunette jumps and the firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the pavement and splatters like a tomato.

''C'mon! Jump! You've gotta jump'' yell the firemen to the redhead.

''Oh no! You're going to pull the blanket away'' says the redhead.

''No it's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads.''

The redhead jumps. The firemen yank away the blanket and the redhead is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally the blonde steps to the edge of the roof.

The firemen yell ''Jump! Jump! You have to jump.''

''No way! You're just going to pull the blanket away.'' replies the blonde.

''No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away.''

''Look'' Says the blonde. ''Nothing you say is going to convince me that you're not going to pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket on the ground and back away from it...........''

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