Not sure why the wife never thought my Valentines card prose was romantic! Any ideas?

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown

skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to Body, Skin to skin,

when its stiff, stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet

and the longer its in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and it starts to sag.

Its not what you think, its a fucking tea bag.

Reminds me of my favourite-

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at poetry

Nice tits.