Noise Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is.... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted January 24, 2012 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2012 nice one noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilninggas Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I remember one that was in the Videogames and Computers section of the local rag, about 20 years ago: For sale Commode 64 comes with games and cables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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