Posted January 23, 201213 yr A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on,together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
January 24, 201213 yr Brill I thought I saw a cat with one eye walking towards me. But, when I looked again I realized he was walking away from me.
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