i will only ever achieve 98%

[up.yours]

What makes 100%? what does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

we have all heard of someone who wants to give more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

if;

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as;

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26.

THEN; H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But' A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And' B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close , and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh1t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. regards kev.

[wild foamy]

This thread = winning

[Noise]

So this must explain why all those chavs that sit at home all day doing fuck all get paid so much!

L-A-Z-Y-S-H-I-T-S are giving out 139%!!! good going i say lol

[up.yours]

nice addition noise.

[Morpheuz]

Giving cant be rated in my opinion.... and no one can ever give everything...

Its bullshit that a teenage girl probably made up to bollock her boyfriend over.....

[up.yours]