up.yours Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 What makes 100%? what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? we have all heard of someone who wants to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions; if; A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26. THEN; H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But' A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And' B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close , and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh1t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. regards kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 This thread = winning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 So this must explain why all those chavs that sit at home all day doing fuck all get paid so much! L-A-Z-Y-S-H-I-T-S are giving out 139%!!! good going i say lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 nice addition noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheuz Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Giving cant be rated in my opinion.... and no one can ever give everything... Its bullshit that a teenage girl probably made up to bollock her boyfriend over..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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