jimmythemoonlight Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 paddy was walking down a street , on passing a pub he read a sign displaying " pies 50p , wanks 10p" paddy goes into the pub,where behind the bar he saw a slim sexy blonde with a very fine figure and says to her " hello do you do the wanking ??" the sexy woman replied in a sexy voice and a seductive smile " yes i do ".................paddy then says to her " .....well wash your hands i want a pie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 paddy was walking down a street , on passing a pub he read a sign displaying " pies 50p , wanks 10p" paddy goes into the pub,where behind the bar he saw a slim sexy blonde with a very fine figure and says to her " hello do you do the wanking ??" the sexy woman replied in a sexy voice and a seductive smile " yes i do ".................paddy then says to her " .....well wash your hands i want a pie" Brill :D I went into that very same pub and a soldier which was sat at the bar ordered a steak and kidney pie, which he put into his left ear, he then ordered a pork pie which he put into his right ear. I asked the barmaid what was that all about? She said "He comes in hear every night, He's in the Pioneer Corp." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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