I am thinking of binning the wife and getting a new bike to ride what do you think ??

depends which one you're more likely to ride on a regular basis

Could you in fact SELL the wife or even trade her for a new bike? Just think of making a saving in these tight times.

Fuck me ! i didnt think of that, Sell the wife, now you got me thinkin

ok im gonna stick the c### on ebay

Don't think about it otherwise you will find all sorts of reasons not to do it like who's going to cook my tea and stuff, just go for it you might even get a really good bike instead of just a runner.

Im gona put her put her in the project catagory , as a lot of work is needed , im not sure the parts are available either

get this ok,

she was leaving for work she said the man from the crash repairs garage was coming to look at her car ( by the way it looks like its been to beiurut) she cant drive straight,

so i said ok i will sort it but how are you gettin into work , she said oh yeh i need my car dont i

We are talking girls here you know, their great when all the bits work but it's a bugger when things stop working to find out what has stopped or has just frozen from lack of use

the gob works ok mind you

What about getting a doner bird bit like a bike remove the shit and put new on

Yeh " bin the f#ker Chelsea, I did ,,, ,,,,,,,,,,but the f#cker Aced me,,,,she bought an R1

We need pictures (of both) before a considered opinion can be offered.

What about getting a doner bird bit like a bike remove the shit and put new on

yessssssssss.

Can't you book her in for repairs/upgrades? You may get a courtesy wife from the garage, one that has that new hooters smell

U can't take ur bike to bed ! Well we would if we could. :-) can't get it up the stairs

id say no point trying to repair her, (too complicated) just run her into the ground then pay the scrap man to pick her up, go out and get ur bike then start looking for a replacement but in the meantime those £1 micro meals and internet porn should keep you happy as well as your nice shiney new bike.........just think no more soaps or jungle antics put apon you and a bed to yourself without an elbow in ur back.......its the simple things in life that count.

I don't know what you 'orrible lot are like, I have a beautiful wife, she don't like bikers, ex matelots, tattoos, and my type of music, (rolling stones, kinks, thin lizzy, hermans hermits, and believe it or not the undertones. (I am all of these)

YET!

We we have been together for over 30 years and still love each other as if it was yesterday.

Weird or what?

She won't come on the back of the bike with me (very disappointing) but she encourages the the kids to.

Chalk & Cheese ???