Noise Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 Why is a Pork pie like a Grannies Fanny.........? Because you have to bit the crust, suck out the jelly before you get to see the meat! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know that you have a high sperm count? Cause your missus has to chew before she swallows.
jimmythemoonlight Posted October 26, 2011 Posted October 26, 2011 i have to slip my granny tablets every day, she doesnt know she is taking them, sometimes i do feel bad about tricking her,................but i would hate it if i got her pregnant..
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