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Why is a Pork pie like a Grannies Fanny.........?

Because you have to bit the crust, suck out the jelly before you get to see the meat!

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How do you know that you have a high sperm count?

Cause your missus has to chew before she swallows.

i have to slip my granny tablets every day, she doesnt know she is taking them, sometimes i do feel bad about tricking her,................but i would hate it if i got her pregnant..