out on the drink last night in newcastle, went to a nightclub that i've never been in, anyway cut a long story short couldnt find the toilets so i headed for a big queue (cloak room) asked a guy if he could point me in the right direction, which he did, as i walked away the cheeky get kicked me twice, so i turned around to see him and his lass laughing at me, so turned my geordie mode on...

"do you think thats was funny like?" and before he could answer i smacked him one right in the mouth, "not fecking funny now is it?"

i mean come on whats the world coming to? i'm not a violent person but howay the little fucka deserved it

nice one baz. i've gone off going to clubs and stuff now, they're all full of twats like that the musics shite anyway. better off with a good pub i say

Im getting too old for clubs, got kicked out the last one for falling asleep

Pretty pathetic the sh*t you have to put up with just to find the restroom! .....I'd have done the same thing Bazz