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bloody 0215 (ish) and i'm not tired, ffs been to bed once already and couldnt sleep, all i got was hassle off wor lass for watching the darts till 0130 :o

anyone got any good cures ? :lol:

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Damn Bazz!......you sound just like me! :D

Only I'm @ work & bored sh*tless with the petty little crap that we're drawing @ the moment. :rolleyes:

Sleep is Over-rated anyway! :lol:

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i keep telling wor lass that, i'll sleep plenty when i'm gone :P

bad thing is i'm up at 8 to take the little one to nursery :huh::blink:

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Sex mate, that puts me out for good!!!

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Sex mate, that puts me out for good!!!

:huh:

bloody hell, need to work up a sweat for that..lol she's still complaining of sore ovaries from last night :P;) i wish :unsure:

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Know how you feel mate! Seems like once a year for me :angry:

I think i remember the sex thing.

then again me memory's not wot it was. :(

for the insonm, imsomin, incom, not much sleep thing try asking the missus what sort of day she had, for the sex, try the above but stay awake.

:mellow:;):rolleyes:

I've been up since 8 this morning and I start work in an hour and a quarter and finish at 5.30 tomorrow. I should be able to grab some kip on the A38 behind the wheel of a 7.5 ton van! :blink:;) Always have a shit sleep Sunday into Monday :huh:

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Ive got these herbal sleeping tablets as i never sleep but they make you feel like real shit the next day so only take them if i havent slept in like a week! I think the only time i actually sleep properly is if im drunk! and then im wide awake at 6am! I actually went to a specialist a few years ago who tried to explain to me the differnce between REM and nonREM sleep... cant remember what !

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Ive got these herbal sleeping tablets as i never sleep but they make you feel like real shit the next day so only take them if i havent slept in like a week! I think the only time i actually sleep properly is if im drunk! and then im wide awake at 6am! I actually went to a specialist a few years ago who tried to explain to me the differnce between REM and nonREM sleep... cant remember what !

MIchael Stipe :P

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Youve lost me baz! :blink:

I've been up since 8 this morning

Lucky bstd, I get up and 2 minutes later she wants chocolate :angry:

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Did you buy it off Mozzy, as i hear that him and his missus have some good videos :blink:

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Did you buy it off Mozzy, as i hear that him and his missus have some good videos  :blink:

yeah he has. they made them dirty little ba.....

How come all the dates are all to cock :blink::huh::unsure::rolleyes:

yeah he has. they made them dirty little ba.....

dont lie mother i found them in your bed side cabinet alonmg with a 18 inch double penetrator which dosent use batteries it has a 14 litre perkins engine on th top with an external fuel feed from the fuel tank in the loft pmsl :lol::lol::D:P:lol::D:blink::offtopic:

ok i feel really sick now :offtopic:

Did you buy it off Mozzy, as i hear that him and his missus have some good videos  :blink:

my mum has dvds about animal buggary :lol:

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