Ardon Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Ardon put this on Aleks so heres the URL of Ardon and the lads having a laff! Right click save target as is ur best bet! http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb1.WMV http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb2.WMV I think its funny to see the ducks shitting themselves!!! Joke: In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And so the statues came to life. They smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind some bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and said to the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL shit on its head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyline Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 Ardon put this on Aleks so heres the URL of Ardon and the lads having a laff! Right click save target as is ur best bet! http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb1.WMV http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gavin.prior/duckbomb2.WMV I think its funny to see the ducks shitting themselves!!! wow thats cool....not :roll: the joke was pritty funny though. heard it before but it still made me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted December 21, 2004 Moderator Share Posted December 21, 2004 animal cruelty at its best :roll: you'll be chainsawing pig's heads off next :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N_Tart Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 I fail to see what isfunny in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 :cuss about with ducks you must be :cuss quackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 you're a bad mo fo marchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the TDR man Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 whats with the ducks ardon ?. i thought sheep were your bag ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardon Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 I dont have anything against ducks except that the feathered bastards like to participate in a spot of duck bombing - as it is known as, every now and again. I actually find it very amusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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