Alan Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of santa on her right thigh just below the bikini line. She also wants him to put Merry Christmas under the santa. So the guy does it and it comes out really good. The woman then instructs him to tattoo Happy New Year on her left thigh. So the guy does it and this too looks really good. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks ''If you don't mind, could you tell me why you wanted those tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted December 18, 2004 Moderator Share Posted December 18, 2004 omfg pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N_Tart Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 8) :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted December 19, 2004 Moderator Share Posted December 19, 2004 Good One there Alan 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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