Subject: Management

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo

with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug

of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo

with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just

walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling

another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the

waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from

yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,

disappear for rest of day."

good un scott 8)

Waaaaay too close to the truth though, eh? :wink:

I was just 2 days training where we did learn some other way to handle those issues... Today we will leave all dirty work to employes.. I mean that male buffalo handling and shooting... All we will do is drink that beer and collect bonus...