Moderator YamaHead Posted December 6, 2004 Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2004 Subject: Management An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcooled Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 good un scott 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted December 6, 2004 Author Moderator Share Posted December 6, 2004 Waaaaay too close to the truth though, eh? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP_445 Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I was just 2 days training where we did learn some other way to handle those issues... Today we will leave all dirty work to employes.. I mean that male buffalo handling and shooting... All we will do is drink that beer and collect bonus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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