texasfisherdude Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Dear.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985 Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. Sincerely, BP Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn. Sincerely, Stevie Wonder Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, Black people Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Batman, What was your power again? Sincerely, Superman Dear Global Warming, You're the best imaginary friend ever! Sincerely, Al Gore Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear Haiti , Is it too early to ask what's shakin'? Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. ****! Where did you go? Sincerely, Terrified Dear Trash, At least you get picked up... Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted April 30, 2011 Moderator Share Posted April 30, 2011 likes 'dem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 haha the ugly people/alcohal one is brillaint :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted May 1, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 1, 2011 I likes this one the best........ Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans SOOOOOOOOOOO much in so few words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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