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Found this Courtesy of RDeesa :D .....

Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a

motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,

fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big

bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The

surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the

mechanic .. "Try doing it with the engine running!"

:lol::lol:

Class! :lol::lol:

thats a good one scott :D 8)

Found this Courtesy of RDeesa :D .....

Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink:

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a

motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" :wink: :wink: The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out,

fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big

bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The

surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the

mechanic .. "Try doing it with the engine running!"

liked it.

Very good :lol:

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