Hi guys, I've relegated myself to the noobs section because I introduced myself months ago and only posted on 'proper' topics a couple of times although I must add that I've got my lovely girlfriend on to two wheels in the mean time! I'll try harder this time and so hello and here's to the smashing weather of the long weekend just gone! (for us in Lincolnshire anyway!)

Fab! A girlfriend on wheels! With just a quick shove she's in to the kitchen and Viola! Dinner's on the table!

Just make sure you put a disc lock on her when you leave her outside the pub, or some scrote will be off with her.

Ha! Brilliant I can't imagine she'll be too chuffed with a disc lock though, and I'd hate to imagine what could happen if I forgot to take it off! Maybe just the steering lock eh?

chorlton and the wheelies!