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If, over the weekend you find yourself behaving out of sorts ?

i.e.

Eating food of a foreign nature bought from a 'biologists alladins cave' (no reference there to any fast food establishments)

Trying to open the front door of a random house with your key

Telling your best mate " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "

Telling your spouse " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly "

Making impressive statements " yeah, have my knee down all the time"

Looking at the grunter of a barmaid in (what you believe to be) a suggestive manner

Urinating in a built up area

Picking a fight with more than one person at a time

Then fear not-in court on Monday you will have a good Alibi

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/38/20110318/tsc-world-to-see-biggest-full-moon-in-tw-98fda55.html

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