At this time of year and with this adverse weather now is the time to think of your elderly neighbours.

I usually put 6 bottles of milk and a couple of newspapers on the old biddies door step who lives directly opposite - then I ring the Social Services.

I love the look on her face when the police break down the deaf old cows front door.

Merry Christmas.

J2

I keep meaning to pop round and see the old girl next door, if only to congratulate her on the remarkably realistic snow sculpture of a person lying down by her coal shed.

ATB

J

only to rake through his pockets,eh ian.