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thought you miserable lot should at least recognise its crimbo what with the snow and all..

if you find any more post it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ03tgxqNDc&NR=1

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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,

Everybody felt shitty, even the mouse.

Mum’s at the Bingo and dad’s out smoking grass,

I’d just done google for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter,

I sprung from my wank to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick

I knew in a moment it must be saint nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,

I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.

He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!

The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,

I'm sure it was Kev on his LC that night

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Jeez m8 :o thats a hard lesson, got to say though you've done a decent job on the clean up on the last 2 pics

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