1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

a) lovemaking

screwing

c) Driving the pigskin bus into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've

both shared:

a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship

your blood-test results

c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) your partner climaxes first

you both climax simultaneously

c) you don't miss Sportscenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) healthy, creative love-play

not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to

c) not the sort of thing your wife needs ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) the best part of the experience

the second best part of the experience

c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last

month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours

not a problem, she can join your gym

c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) a myth

an oxymoron

c) a moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) appetizer is to entree

primer is to paint

c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at

the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends,"

"I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep,"

c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of

intimacy

is uptight and a waste of time

c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

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Scoring:

If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you

really are a man.

If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still

a little confused.

If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"

pmsl

:roll:

I was thinkin' "C" on most of those :wink:

Like No. 9 in particular

:oops:

Deffo a guy sort of post..

I see the female element wes not impressed... sorry to offend.