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Save money on expensive anti-theft markers by wanking all over your bike.

Not only will it show up under ultra-violet lamps but it will contain your own unique DNA as a way of tying you to your beloved.

sorted

i dont know what to say... its a good idea, but its still quite gross

errr. fap fap fap i guess

im on to it right now drewps,,

im on to it right now drewps,,

NOT while your in the petrol station dip stick and not while your riding it. Remember what happened last time?

J2

i will do yours for free if you want me to ian,,