Posted October 3, 201014 yr Moderator This morning on the M6, I looked over to my left and there was a woman, in a brand new Porsche 911, doing 70 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner I tell ya!! I looked away just for a couple of seconds... and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup... As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the feckin phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!! Bloody women drivers!!
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