Posted September 26, 201014 yr My beloved phoned me at work she said "two packages arrived today honey, the first was your playstation 3 and the other is the 'rampant rabbit vibrator we ordered" "Brilliant" I said She said "I'm nipping out, so wont be in when you get home" "oh, ok sweetcheeks" I said She says "I cant wait to get home-and you can play with me for hours" gets home excited opens the boxes and I've only ordered one controller
September 26, 201014 yr So I take it you had to revert to the vibrator? Or did the stingy gits not included batteries?
September 26, 201014 yr The Games Console...the best contraceptive ever invented. 'Ahem...you coming upstairs or what???' 'Err...yes love. Just 5 more minutes...'
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