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Cold shoulder for supper

barkwindjammer
in The Bar

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My beloved phoned me at work

she said "two packages arrived today honey,

the first was your playstation 3

and the other is the 'rampant rabbit vibrator

we ordered"

"Brilliant" I said B)

She said "I'm nipping out, so wont be in when you get home"

"oh, ok sweetcheeks" I said

She says "I cant wait to get home-and you can play with me for hours"

gets home excited

opens the boxes and :o

I've only ordered one controller :blush:

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    So I take it you had to revert to the vibrator? Or did the stingy gits not included batteries? :P

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: just barks luck....
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    The Games Console...the best contraceptive ever invented.

    'Ahem...you coming upstairs or what???'

    'Err...yes love. Just 5 more minutes...'

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