Moderator drewpy Posted August 18, 2010 Moderator Share Posted August 18, 2010 this bloke was in the pub and he had a shiner. His mates asked how he got it, this is his story..... Me and the wife are shopping in the local Asda I pick up a case of Beer and puts it in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. I said'They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans. she say's, 'Put them back, we can't afford them , and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley. I said, "What do you think you're doing?" 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. 'So does 24 cans of Beer and it's half the price. And that's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 :lol: a belter ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperami Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 SO SO SO close to the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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