I'm always afraid I'm gonna break 'em in 2, if they get too close :oops: :roll:

I'm not big enough to break em in two :oops:

1) They can't do heavy lifting.

2) They slip between planks on wooden bridges.

3) They get wrinkles as they age.

4) They don't make good bouncers.

5) They're uncomfortable.

6) They don't float if your boat capsizes.

7) They can't keep so much of the sun out of your eyes.

8) You can't shelter behind them in high winds.

9) They can't hold you up when you're drunk.

10) They're harder to find if you lose them.

haha that was a good read alan