Posted April 9, 201014 yr Blonde housewife goes into local fish & chip shop. "Cod & chips twice please" "I'm ever so sorry" said the owner, "but were right out of cod, will anything else do?" "Oh dear," she said. "my husband insisted on cod & chips, I'd better go back and ask him if he wants anything else" Half an hour later she returns, when she gets to the front of the queue, she says, "Cod & chips twice please" Once again, the owner says. "I'm ever so sorry", "but were right out of cod, will anything else do?" "Oh dear," she said. "my husband insisted on cod & chips, I'd better go back and ask him if he wants anything else" Half an hour later she returns, when she gets to the front of the queue, she says, "Cod & chips twice please" "Right, Madam." "What do you get if you take the H away from Hake?" "ake" she replied. "What about if you took the H away from Haddock?" "addock" "Right, so what if you take away the F away from cod?" After thinking about this for a minute, she said. "There isn't any F in cod" "Great," said the owner, "That's what I've been trying to tell you all night!"
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