There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people

having guts or balls

but do you really know

the difference between them?

to keep you informed, the

definitions are listed below:

GUTS-Is arriving home late

after a night out with the

boys , being met by your

wife with a broom , and

having the guts to ask

"Are you still cleaning,

or, are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS-Is coming home late

after a night out with the

boys , smelling of perfume,

and beer, lip-stick on your

collar, and slapping your wife

on the arse, and having the balls

to say "You're next, fatty."

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either way, the frying pan is pritty sore

hahaha nice one