"to be read in your best 1950's BBC voice"

"study this picture most carefully, Bob is on the job, but not the one Mary is looking for ! ".

"I say Bob that looks like a most pleasing 10 minute job your doing there, and I see your using a 'Johnsons' product, wont that leave you with 5 minutes to,,,erm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ok heres a starter for 10

"I say Bob that looks like a most pleasing 10 minute job your doing there, and I see your using a 'Johnsons' product, wont that leave you with 5 minutes to,,,erm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, unstick me from the door you varnished earlier", "you might have to tear ones dress off-with a wild demanding look in your eyes"

"You really are a daft bint Mary-I'll have to re-do that now, sake"