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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly

to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be

gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that

promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for

a 3 day weekend".....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house

to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,

looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many

fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked

you to do?

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".

:blink:

:unsure:

:blush:

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