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"Hi Mum, How are you"?

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q Hardware ""Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call."

What happened ?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

Oh dear ( :lol: )

cue Mike 1949

I'm going to have to use that one, it's sweet :P

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