Posted January 31, 201015 yr Daughter went up to dad just before Christmas and said. "Dad, please, please can I have a barbie doll for Christmas." Dad said "No! Fuck off, do you think I'm made of money?" Daughter said "Please, please, please dad I will do anything to get a barbie doll for Christmas" Dad said "What anything?" "Anything at all" said the daughter. "Right, suck on this" said dad Halfway through she spat it out and said "this tastes like shit!" "Yeah, I know, your brother wants a mountain bike for Christmas"
February 1, 201015 yr i head that one but the daughter wants to barrow the car and when she said it tastes like shit the dad said wait whats today oh yeah thats right your brothers got the car tonight
February 2, 201015 yr That's disgusting! I think you're all sick! Not one of you had the decency to ask what she looks like.
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