mike1949 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Daughter went up to dad just before Christmas and said. "Dad, please, please can I have a barbie doll for Christmas." Dad said "No! Fuck off, do you think I'm made of money?" Daughter said "Please, please, please dad I will do anything to get a barbie doll for Christmas" Dad said "What anything?" "Anything at all" said the daughter. "Right, suck on this" said dad Halfway through she spat it out and said "this tastes like shit!" "Yeah, I know, your brother wants a mountain bike for Christmas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhat250 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Thats below the belt mike " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 the old ones are the best ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adioskater6888 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i head that one but the daughter wants to barrow the car and when she said it tastes like shit the dad said wait whats today oh yeah thats right your brothers got the car tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustenM Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 That's disgusting! I think you're all sick! Not one of you had the decency to ask what she looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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