Moderator drewpy Posted January 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2010 Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... But .... Wait... Wait just a damn minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted January 23, 2010 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hmmm, If only everything in life were as reliable as a volvo. Hey...That would make a great ad...Tarrant on TV sylee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmX Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 my bitch would'nt have a tooth left in her mouth the lil cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 my bitch would'nt have a tooth left in her mouth the lil cunt If smacking her is your first resort, then I'd not be surprised if she did sleep with someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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